Crystal Harris Pretends To Cry While Explaining Hef Breakup
Tracie Egan Morrissey
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Crystal Harris continued her Runaway Bride press tour last night on Entertainment Tonight; it was her first television interview since announcing earlier this week that she would not marry Hugh Hefner as planned on Saturday. While she did try to cry during her interview, Crystal was mostly all smiles as she explained her reasons for calling off the wedding, one of them being the 60-year age difference — you know, that same 60-year age difference that everyone from awards show hosts to blogs to pundits mocked since the couple's December engagement (Crystal pretended to be offended by that mockery during her last interview with Entertainment Tonight). She says that her rumored affair with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw had nothing to do with the breakup and that the two are just friends who have been working on her music career.
And in case you were wondering, Jordan had nothing to do with the dance single Crystal released earlier this week.
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Burpy Boo
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:49am
She's 25, right? So, perhaps I am naive, but why does it seem like she's had some sort of plastic surgery? Her face just doesn't really move when she speaks... or, maybe it's just that she's not particularly emotionally moved by the end of her engagement - so many possibilities!
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BlondeGoddess
Burpy Boo
6/17/11 12:10pm
Botox.
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thenumbler
Burpy Boo
6/17/11 12:48pm
It's like her lips are too huge for her to be able to talk correctly. Kind of sounds like when someone tries to cry and talk.
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Burpy Boo
6/17/11 12:54pm
A lot of cosmetic surgeons are pushing to have Botox done *before* you get wrinkles so it can prevent wrinkles.
I know because my mother has suggested I do it to my brow-furrow area. Because I tend to furrow my brow. My husband has begged me not to because he said it's the best way to know when I'm really angry.
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bitchfacemcsasspants
This is an Awesome Pen Name
6/17/11 1:18pm
My mom told me this the other day after returning from a Botox session, and I almost laughed. Preventative Botox? Seriously? Dumbest thing I have heard lately. As if injecting bacteria into your face isn't already a dumb enough idea.
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missWhaTha
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:32am
There's something...off...about her face. I understand that's par for the course when it comes to Playmates/Hef's ladyfriends in general, but she's only how old?! She looks like the next Real Housewife of Orange County.
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cefdonnelly
missWhaTha
6/17/11 11:42am
I thought the same thing..she is 25 yet looks 40. I blame plastic surgery and unhealthy lifestyle. Also I really don't understand what's special about her.
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padme
cefdonnelly
6/17/11 11:47am
She's 25? Here I thought Hef was being more reasonable marrying an older woman. I thought she was in her late 30s at least. Remind me not to get plastic surgery on my face ever.
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BoxMeowBox
missWhaTha
6/17/11 11:48am
Her upper lip appears frozen when she speaks. Maybe she and Hef were experimenting with cryonics together.
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Myxomatosis
missWhaTha
6/17/11 11:52am
Well (and I mean this with the least amount of body snark possible when talking about someone's appearance), it's pretty clear she had her lips done, and the top one especially stretches across her face really tightly when she talks, and it looks super unnatural
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lost_grrl
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 9:27pm
It seems pretty clear that she planned this since the beginning...she broke it off like the day after that month's magazine went to print or something like that and there are rumors that she had planned all along to leave him at the alter in order to get publicity since the wedding was going to be filmed for a special TV show. She was said to be shopping around for a $500,000 deal for the first "Runaway Bride" interview. Does she really think that the general public is going to believe that she suddenly woke up 5 days before the wedding and realized that Hef was the Crypt Keeper or that there were other women at the Playboy Mansion? I don't know how the whole thing works...if he is really having sex with multiple women or not (I got the impression from something I saw with that Kendra girl that he does not sleep with all of his "girlfriends"...which begs the question why he would call them girlfriends otherwise) but it should have come as no surprise to her that the man she was about to marry was older than her grandfather or that there were other women willing to take her place. Sorry Crystal...I don't buy it for a second.
It makes you almost feel sorry for Hef...almost.
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Dumbbutnotblonde
lost_grrl
6/18/11 6:03am
@lost_grrl: Not to mention it was also the day her single was released....
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welllahdeedah
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:49am
The only other woman in Hef's life at this point is probably an at-home nurse, who attends to his daily shots of virgin blood and changes him every so often.
If Crystal was so jealous of the sponge-baths, she should have offered to take a PSW course.
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Apricot Poodle Riding Eeyore Across a Rainbow
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 2:13pm
I think the interviewer's concern!face is pretty spectacular.
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jesbelle
Apricot Poodle Riding Eeyore Across a Rainbow
6/17/11 2:41pm
Watching this without the sound was really the only way to go. It's like performance art or something. "Smarmy douchebags mime emotions at one another"
Am I the only one who's uncomfortable by the camera constantly zooming in on whomever is speaking? I really don't want to get closer to either of these fools, thanks.
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jesbelle
6/17/11 10:32pm
i got the feeling he hit on her afterwards. i felt like he was trying to look professional and concerned, but the whole time was thinking, she's a whore-i have an entitlement to tap that
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kookla
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 6:07pm
If I were Jordan McGraw, I wouldn't want to be associated with that single either. And I'm not talking about the song.
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BabyJane
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 3:14pm
I hate the fake cry. You know you're not crying. I know you're not crying. So let's just knock it off, shall we.
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Jessica Zimmerman
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:37am
I use a Mac and all of a sudden over the last few weeks I can't view any of these videos. I use firefox and tried safari, anyone know what to do?
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Jessica Zimmerman
6/17/11 11:46am
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Jessica Zimmerman
6/17/11 11:47am
I use chrome on my mac, but sometimes have that issue here. If the video doesn't load at all, but the rest of the page does usually a reload will make it appear. If the video does load, but doesn't play I generally hit play, then move the dot on the viewing bar back and forth until it kicks in. Sounds weird, but it works.
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GravityBringsUsDown
6/17/11 11:47am
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Jessica Zimmerman
6/17/11 11:48am
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SittingDuck139
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:51am
Lol, I hate to admit it, but here's a guy who can't help but enjoy how transparently this gal used and then dumped Hef.
Full disclosure: I am, in fact, a Hef-hater. I know, bros before hos, hate the playa not the game, (but REALLY don't really hate the playa, either, cause then you're just a jealous friggin' loser, dude). The whole guy code, I get it, I'm familiar with it, I'm generally on board with it. I usually TRY to comply — sincerely, i do.
But in Hef's case, I've never been strong enough, I guess. I hate the guy. I know what you'll say — I'm just envious of that ridiculous lifestyle of his — and I won't argue the point — I'm sure that it's to some degree true. But frankly, more than the lifestyle itself, I think it's Hef's smug, self-satisfied, flaunting of that lifestyle that really grates... I mean, enjoy, brotha, you're old, decrepit, fading, you might as well enjoy what you can while you can. But can you have the good manners to just do it a little more quietly?
Anyway, I'm kinda cheering Crystal on this one, even though I know she doesn't particularly deserve it. Call me a hata, 'cuz a hata I am.
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bitchfacemcsasspants
SittingDuck139
6/17/11 1:14pm
I don't think you're as alone as you think you are in those sentiments. I know plenty of men who think he's a repulsive old bugger. My dad has two daughters, and his thoughts on the matter pretty much revolve around how he would mutilate Heffner in 10 different ways if he even ever looked at us. Hef's just gross, most people know it, and I doubt very many people genuinely support his lifestyle. I think he's more of a laughingstock at this point than anything else.
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Greenspanner-in-the-Works
SittingDuck139
6/17/11 1:37pm
Makes me wish duck season were here, kinda, sorta, almos'.
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Perhaps Not
SittingDuck139
6/17/11 3:44pm
Um, hallelujah.
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bitchfacemcsasspants
Greenspanner-in-the-Works
6/17/11 4:10pm
Best comment ever.
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nyc-caribbean-ragazza
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:40am
He has other women in his life? Oh please. The dude can barely walk. My grandfather passed away at 96. During his 90s he seemed a lot more with it than Hef.
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nyc-caribbean-ragazza
6/17/11 12:59pm
I'm pretty sure this Anna Berglund chick is the next in line. She's been posing on red carpets with just Hef and Crystal all year even though her issue came out in January.
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nyc-caribbean-ragazza
expertdabbler
6/17/11 1:27pm
Maybe she will have a show with Hef. The one with Crystal and twins didn't do so well. I wonder if Hef still makes his "girlfriends" keep a 10:00 p.m. curfew.
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real_recognize_real
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 7:47pm
I'm sorry the lip injections, the botox, and plastic surgery... it's too much, and it's really distracting me. She's like my age!! What you need botox and a facelift for? Those lip injections are killing me softly. If you have thin lips, you have thin lips! The lip injections on the upper lip look like she has like a thick slim upper lip. not natural at all.
It's just funny because she got all the botox and what not to look younger, but that stuff really just makes you look SO much older!
oh, beauty standards in this country. When you try to achieve them, you wind up looking worse.
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black and tan
real_recognize_real
6/18/11 2:14am
it really does blow my mind that she is 24. its a combo of the plastic surgery and "the look". it is not flattering for young women. not fresh at all.
i know women in their twenties who have had botox and fillers. they look great; they DO NOT look like this. you would never know. it isn't just the needles, its the "look"/"image" and the lifestyle. very aging. :(
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nowmedusa
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:33am
No regrets? Not even for that zig-zag part?
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gold_gato
nowmedusa
6/17/11 1:21pm
Hef likes his women in the 90s. Oh, wait!
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talithaghetto
nowmedusa
6/17/11 7:18pm
Just think how much worse her roots would look if her hair had a straight part.
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mannequin
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 12:26pm
I actually thought she sounded really genuine when she talked about the dynamics of the mansion (jealousy, cattiness, revolving girls, etc). Obviously its ridiculous that this is even this big of a deal, just my 2 cents.
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Dr Pamela Isley
mannequin
6/17/11 10:55pm
I was set to see a gold digger and what i saw was a gold digger who had just enough of something in her that she couldn't go through with it. I also thought she was pretty genuine when she talked about how the mansion works and what she realized she couldn't do or live with.
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ApocalypseHow
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:34am
Hef and I have the same birthday. I take it as proof that G-d has a sense of humor.
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spiraloflife
ApocalypseHow
6/17/11 12:02pm
We have the same birthday, then!
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Dirk Anger
ApocalypseHow
6/17/11 2:01pm
Different century, though
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slowtraincoming
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:53am
Wait, when did she try to cry?
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BrightSpark
slowtraincoming
6/17/11 11:57am
Around 00:50 if I would have to guess!?
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Leahthekid
slowtraincoming
6/17/11 10:34pm
oh i geuss they cut that
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HopeAngel
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 1:57pm
I cannot BELIEVE Hugh Hefner did not tell this innocent girl that not only is he 85 years old, but that he allows other women to venture in and out of the Playboy Mansion. Just to TRICK her into marrying him! The utter nerve! She's lucky she escaped that level of deceit while she still had her integrity intact.
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Dumbbutnotblonde
HopeAngel
6/18/11 6:06am
@HopeAngel: This
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Samoonta
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/18/11 12:58am
Ahhh, I see. Coco is likable (and she is) so her plastic surgery decisions are OK. But Crystal is unlikable (and she is) so we can all pile on and body snark on her own personal surgery choices. Cool, cool.
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black and tan
Samoonta
6/18/11 2:11am
LOL! yes.
also, how women are designated as "likeable" and "unlikeable", on this site and in the media in general, seems extremely arbitrary to me. and it is really mostly other women doing the judging/designating.
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Leahthekid
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 10:30pm
How could she not have known about the latest playboy? seriously....besides the fact that she posed for it and was aware of the upcoming release (or possibility of one), why would she not check up on that?
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Dr Pamela Isley
Leahthekid
6/17/11 10:52pm
she didn't know it was going to be labeled "Runaway Bride," not that she was in it.
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person9911
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 1:30pm
Is she obliged to cry or something? Am I missing something?
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Ignotus
person9911
6/17/11 2:54pm
It's an odd title but I'm assuming their talking about the lack of emotion coming from Crystal. *shrugs*
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Justine
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 3:57pm
Do people just say "no regrets" because it sounds badass now, with no regard for context?
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Leahthekid
Justine
6/17/11 10:31pm
because it's become totally fetch to say that.
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Ignotus
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 3:02pm
Eh. Ever since the beginning this whole marriage and shit always seemed like a set up. I mean, he has to have as many women in that mansion as he is old. And that thing with Holly wanting to get married and have kids with Hef was weird enough. Why get married? Am I missing something.
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Her?
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 12:00pm
"There's definitely an age difference."
Understatement of the fucking century. This whole mansion thing reeks of Waco Texas to me. The whole family was planning the wedding? Not the only woman. Women in line to be on Hef's arm next.
It sounds like the deprogrammers got to her just in time.
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Science and Sex, Bitches
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 12:01pm
I guess her Castle of Sin must be the next mansion, just waiting for Hef to kick the bucket.
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Papaya432
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:33am
Wow... why did I click on that song? Didn't Heidi Montag already make a whole album like this?
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Hotpants-McGee
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 12:47pm
OK, maybe the first chick that moved into the mansion could have been taken aback by the Playboy lifestyle, but after like 50 years, I think we all know what it's like there. Jealousy and cattiness will happen, sorry.
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helechoanarquista
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 5:37pm
I don't even recognize her. Clearly she told them to go heavy on the Botox in preparation for her big media tour.
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kaylam89
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:47am
Jesus that song is annoying. Reminds me of Kim Kardashian's failed attempt at making music.
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JoeThursday
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 1:57pm
I hate how ET uses those little cartoon ribbons to cover her already-covered lady-bits.
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allcomingupmilhouse
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:59am
Is it wrong that I kinda liked that song? It's fairly reminiscent of Britney. I'm a fan.
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bozofish11
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/18/11 4:52pm
I bet Holly is doing her crazy dolphin laugh all over Vegas.
...Or just doing dolphins all over Vegas.
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ortcutt
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 7:04pm
This is the most brilliant viral marketing campaign of all time. Can you believe how much free publicity Hefner has milked out of this fake romance?
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tinfoil-party
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/18/11 1:28pm
CALCULATED, CLAIR ST. CLAIR. The word is calculated.
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This Lady is Brutal
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 8:46pm
There is NO WAY this was ALL PLANNED IN ADVANCE! NO WAY!
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Perhaps Not
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 3:46pm
All good points, but you know who I don't feel sorry for? Hugh Hefner.
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tlong1122
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:33am
She's pretty.
She's skeevy.
She's pretty skeevy.
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Proofer
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/18/11 3:03am
She sounds overwhelmed. But if I looked that pretty, I'd be overwhelmed all the time.
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girl_ninja
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:30am
Calucltive move? I'm sorry, I don't even know how to spell what she said.
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Kelfire
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 12:30pm
whats up with the guttural gasping sound at 0:22 ?
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YouToldMe
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/18/11 7:35am
She's as fake as her tits.
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ohmystars
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 2:03pm
holy plastic surgery!
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Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:20amFiled to: WATCH
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Crystal Harris continued her Runaway Bride press tour last night on Entertainment Tonight; it was her first television interview since announcing earlier this week that she would not marry Hugh Hefner as planned on Saturday. While she did try to cry during her interview, Crystal was mostly all smiles as she explained her reasons for calling off the wedding, one of them being the 60-year age difference — you know, that same 60-year age difference that everyone from awards show hosts to blogs to pundits mocked since the couple's December engagement (Crystal pretended to be offended by that mockery during her last interview with Entertainment Tonight). She says that her rumored affair with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw had nothing to do with the breakup and that the two are just friends who have been working on her music career.
And in case you were wondering, Jordan had nothing to do with the dance single Crystal released earlier this week.
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Burpy Boo
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:49am
She's 25, right? So, perhaps I am naive, but why does it seem like she's had some sort of plastic surgery? Her face just doesn't really move when she speaks... or, maybe it's just that she's not particularly emotionally moved by the end of her engagement - so many possibilities!
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BlondeGoddess
Burpy Boo
6/17/11 12:10pm
Botox.
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thenumbler
Burpy Boo
6/17/11 12:48pm
It's like her lips are too huge for her to be able to talk correctly. Kind of sounds like when someone tries to cry and talk.
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Burpy Boo
6/17/11 12:54pm
A lot of cosmetic surgeons are pushing to have Botox done *before* you get wrinkles so it can prevent wrinkles.
I know because my mother has suggested I do it to my brow-furrow area. Because I tend to furrow my brow. My husband has begged me not to because he said it's the best way to know when I'm really angry.
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bitchfacemcsasspants
This is an Awesome Pen Name
6/17/11 1:18pm
My mom told me this the other day after returning from a Botox session, and I almost laughed. Preventative Botox? Seriously? Dumbest thing I have heard lately. As if injecting bacteria into your face isn't already a dumb enough idea.
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missWhaTha
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:32am
There's something...off...about her face. I understand that's par for the course when it comes to Playmates/Hef's ladyfriends in general, but she's only how old?! She looks like the next Real Housewife of Orange County.
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cefdonnelly
missWhaTha
6/17/11 11:42am
I thought the same thing..she is 25 yet looks 40. I blame plastic surgery and unhealthy lifestyle. Also I really don't understand what's special about her.
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padme
cefdonnelly
6/17/11 11:47am
She's 25? Here I thought Hef was being more reasonable marrying an older woman. I thought she was in her late 30s at least. Remind me not to get plastic surgery on my face ever.
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BoxMeowBox
missWhaTha
6/17/11 11:48am
Her upper lip appears frozen when she speaks. Maybe she and Hef were experimenting with cryonics together.
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Myxomatosis
missWhaTha
6/17/11 11:52am
Well (and I mean this with the least amount of body snark possible when talking about someone's appearance), it's pretty clear she had her lips done, and the top one especially stretches across her face really tightly when she talks, and it looks super unnatural
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lost_grrl
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 9:27pm
It seems pretty clear that she planned this since the beginning...she broke it off like the day after that month's magazine went to print or something like that and there are rumors that she had planned all along to leave him at the alter in order to get publicity since the wedding was going to be filmed for a special TV show. She was said to be shopping around for a $500,000 deal for the first "Runaway Bride" interview. Does she really think that the general public is going to believe that she suddenly woke up 5 days before the wedding and realized that Hef was the Crypt Keeper or that there were other women at the Playboy Mansion? I don't know how the whole thing works...if he is really having sex with multiple women or not (I got the impression from something I saw with that Kendra girl that he does not sleep with all of his "girlfriends"...which begs the question why he would call them girlfriends otherwise) but it should have come as no surprise to her that the man she was about to marry was older than her grandfather or that there were other women willing to take her place. Sorry Crystal...I don't buy it for a second.
It makes you almost feel sorry for Hef...almost.
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Dumbbutnotblonde
lost_grrl
6/18/11 6:03am
@lost_grrl: Not to mention it was also the day her single was released....
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welllahdeedah
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:49am
The only other woman in Hef's life at this point is probably an at-home nurse, who attends to his daily shots of virgin blood and changes him every so often.
If Crystal was so jealous of the sponge-baths, she should have offered to take a PSW course.
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Apricot Poodle Riding Eeyore Across a Rainbow
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 2:13pm
I think the interviewer's concern!face is pretty spectacular.
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jesbelle
Apricot Poodle Riding Eeyore Across a Rainbow
6/17/11 2:41pm
Watching this without the sound was really the only way to go. It's like performance art or something. "Smarmy douchebags mime emotions at one another"
Am I the only one who's uncomfortable by the camera constantly zooming in on whomever is speaking? I really don't want to get closer to either of these fools, thanks.
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Leahthekid
jesbelle
6/17/11 10:32pm
i got the feeling he hit on her afterwards. i felt like he was trying to look professional and concerned, but the whole time was thinking, she's a whore-i have an entitlement to tap that
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kookla
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 6:07pm
If I were Jordan McGraw, I wouldn't want to be associated with that single either. And I'm not talking about the song.
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BabyJane
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 3:14pm
I hate the fake cry. You know you're not crying. I know you're not crying. So let's just knock it off, shall we.
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Jessica Zimmerman
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:37am
I use a Mac and all of a sudden over the last few weeks I can't view any of these videos. I use firefox and tried safari, anyone know what to do?
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Jessica Zimmerman
6/17/11 11:46am
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Jessica Zimmerman
6/17/11 11:47am
I use chrome on my mac, but sometimes have that issue here. If the video doesn't load at all, but the rest of the page does usually a reload will make it appear. If the video does load, but doesn't play I generally hit play, then move the dot on the viewing bar back and forth until it kicks in. Sounds weird, but it works.
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GravityBringsUsDown
6/17/11 11:47am
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Jessica Zimmerman
6/17/11 11:48am
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SittingDuck139
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:51am
Lol, I hate to admit it, but here's a guy who can't help but enjoy how transparently this gal used and then dumped Hef.
Full disclosure: I am, in fact, a Hef-hater. I know, bros before hos, hate the playa not the game, (but REALLY don't really hate the playa, either, cause then you're just a jealous friggin' loser, dude). The whole guy code, I get it, I'm familiar with it, I'm generally on board with it. I usually TRY to comply — sincerely, i do.
But in Hef's case, I've never been strong enough, I guess. I hate the guy. I know what you'll say — I'm just envious of that ridiculous lifestyle of his — and I won't argue the point — I'm sure that it's to some degree true. But frankly, more than the lifestyle itself, I think it's Hef's smug, self-satisfied, flaunting of that lifestyle that really grates... I mean, enjoy, brotha, you're old, decrepit, fading, you might as well enjoy what you can while you can. But can you have the good manners to just do it a little more quietly?
Anyway, I'm kinda cheering Crystal on this one, even though I know she doesn't particularly deserve it. Call me a hata, 'cuz a hata I am.
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bitchfacemcsasspants
SittingDuck139
6/17/11 1:14pm
I don't think you're as alone as you think you are in those sentiments. I know plenty of men who think he's a repulsive old bugger. My dad has two daughters, and his thoughts on the matter pretty much revolve around how he would mutilate Heffner in 10 different ways if he even ever looked at us. Hef's just gross, most people know it, and I doubt very many people genuinely support his lifestyle. I think he's more of a laughingstock at this point than anything else.
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SittingDuck139
6/17/11 1:37pm
Makes me wish duck season were here, kinda, sorta, almos'.
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Perhaps Not
SittingDuck139
6/17/11 3:44pm
Um, hallelujah.
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bitchfacemcsasspants
Greenspanner-in-the-Works
6/17/11 4:10pm
Best comment ever.
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nyc-caribbean-ragazza
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:40am
He has other women in his life? Oh please. The dude can barely walk. My grandfather passed away at 96. During his 90s he seemed a lot more with it than Hef.
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expertdabbler
nyc-caribbean-ragazza
6/17/11 12:59pm
I'm pretty sure this Anna Berglund chick is the next in line. She's been posing on red carpets with just Hef and Crystal all year even though her issue came out in January.
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nyc-caribbean-ragazza
expertdabbler
6/17/11 1:27pm
Maybe she will have a show with Hef. The one with Crystal and twins didn't do so well. I wonder if Hef still makes his "girlfriends" keep a 10:00 p.m. curfew.
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real_recognize_real
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 7:47pm
I'm sorry the lip injections, the botox, and plastic surgery... it's too much, and it's really distracting me. She's like my age!! What you need botox and a facelift for? Those lip injections are killing me softly. If you have thin lips, you have thin lips! The lip injections on the upper lip look like she has like a thick slim upper lip. not natural at all.
It's just funny because she got all the botox and what not to look younger, but that stuff really just makes you look SO much older!
oh, beauty standards in this country. When you try to achieve them, you wind up looking worse.
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black and tan
real_recognize_real
6/18/11 2:14am
it really does blow my mind that she is 24. its a combo of the plastic surgery and "the look". it is not flattering for young women. not fresh at all.
i know women in their twenties who have had botox and fillers. they look great; they DO NOT look like this. you would never know. it isn't just the needles, its the "look"/"image" and the lifestyle. very aging. :(
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nowmedusa
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:33am
No regrets? Not even for that zig-zag part?
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gold_gato
nowmedusa
6/17/11 1:21pm
Hef likes his women in the 90s. Oh, wait!
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talithaghetto
nowmedusa
6/17/11 7:18pm
Just think how much worse her roots would look if her hair had a straight part.
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mannequin
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 12:26pm
I actually thought she sounded really genuine when she talked about the dynamics of the mansion (jealousy, cattiness, revolving girls, etc). Obviously its ridiculous that this is even this big of a deal, just my 2 cents.
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Dr Pamela Isley
mannequin
6/17/11 10:55pm
I was set to see a gold digger and what i saw was a gold digger who had just enough of something in her that she couldn't go through with it. I also thought she was pretty genuine when she talked about how the mansion works and what she realized she couldn't do or live with.
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ApocalypseHow
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:34am
Hef and I have the same birthday. I take it as proof that G-d has a sense of humor.
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spiraloflife
ApocalypseHow
6/17/11 12:02pm
We have the same birthday, then!
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Dirk Anger
ApocalypseHow
6/17/11 2:01pm
Different century, though
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slowtraincoming
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:53am
Wait, when did she try to cry?
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BrightSpark
slowtraincoming
6/17/11 11:57am
Around 00:50 if I would have to guess!?
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Leahthekid
slowtraincoming
6/17/11 10:34pm
oh i geuss they cut that
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HopeAngel
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 1:57pm
I cannot BELIEVE Hugh Hefner did not tell this innocent girl that not only is he 85 years old, but that he allows other women to venture in and out of the Playboy Mansion. Just to TRICK her into marrying him! The utter nerve! She's lucky she escaped that level of deceit while she still had her integrity intact.
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Dumbbutnotblonde
HopeAngel
6/18/11 6:06am
@HopeAngel: This
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Samoonta
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/18/11 12:58am
Ahhh, I see. Coco is likable (and she is) so her plastic surgery decisions are OK. But Crystal is unlikable (and she is) so we can all pile on and body snark on her own personal surgery choices. Cool, cool.
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black and tan
Samoonta
6/18/11 2:11am
LOL! yes.
also, how women are designated as "likeable" and "unlikeable", on this site and in the media in general, seems extremely arbitrary to me. and it is really mostly other women doing the judging/designating.
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Leahthekid
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 10:30pm
How could she not have known about the latest playboy? seriously....besides the fact that she posed for it and was aware of the upcoming release (or possibility of one), why would she not check up on that?
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Dr Pamela Isley
Leahthekid
6/17/11 10:52pm
she didn't know it was going to be labeled "Runaway Bride," not that she was in it.
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person9911
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 1:30pm
Is she obliged to cry or something? Am I missing something?
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Ignotus
person9911
6/17/11 2:54pm
It's an odd title but I'm assuming their talking about the lack of emotion coming from Crystal. *shrugs*
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Justine
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 3:57pm
Do people just say "no regrets" because it sounds badass now, with no regard for context?
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Leahthekid
Justine
6/17/11 10:31pm
because it's become totally fetch to say that.
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Ignotus
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 3:02pm
Eh. Ever since the beginning this whole marriage and shit always seemed like a set up. I mean, he has to have as many women in that mansion as he is old. And that thing with Holly wanting to get married and have kids with Hef was weird enough. Why get married? Am I missing something.
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Her?
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 12:00pm
"There's definitely an age difference."
Understatement of the fucking century. This whole mansion thing reeks of Waco Texas to me. The whole family was planning the wedding? Not the only woman. Women in line to be on Hef's arm next.
It sounds like the deprogrammers got to her just in time.
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Science and Sex, Bitches
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 12:01pm
I guess her Castle of Sin must be the next mansion, just waiting for Hef to kick the bucket.
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Papaya432
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:33am
Wow... why did I click on that song? Didn't Heidi Montag already make a whole album like this?
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Hotpants-McGee
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 12:47pm
OK, maybe the first chick that moved into the mansion could have been taken aback by the Playboy lifestyle, but after like 50 years, I think we all know what it's like there. Jealousy and cattiness will happen, sorry.
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helechoanarquista
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 5:37pm
I don't even recognize her. Clearly she told them to go heavy on the Botox in preparation for her big media tour.
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kaylam89
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:47am
Jesus that song is annoying. Reminds me of Kim Kardashian's failed attempt at making music.
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JoeThursday
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 1:57pm
I hate how ET uses those little cartoon ribbons to cover her already-covered lady-bits.
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allcomingupmilhouse
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:59am
Is it wrong that I kinda liked that song? It's fairly reminiscent of Britney. I'm a fan.
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bozofish11
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/18/11 4:52pm
I bet Holly is doing her crazy dolphin laugh all over Vegas.
...Or just doing dolphins all over Vegas.
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ortcutt
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 7:04pm
This is the most brilliant viral marketing campaign of all time. Can you believe how much free publicity Hefner has milked out of this fake romance?
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tinfoil-party
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/18/11 1:28pm
CALCULATED, CLAIR ST. CLAIR. The word is calculated.
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This Lady is Brutal
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 8:46pm
There is NO WAY this was ALL PLANNED IN ADVANCE! NO WAY!
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Perhaps Not
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 3:46pm
All good points, but you know who I don't feel sorry for? Hugh Hefner.
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tlong1122
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:33am
She's pretty.
She's skeevy.
She's pretty skeevy.
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Proofer
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/18/11 3:03am
She sounds overwhelmed. But if I looked that pretty, I'd be overwhelmed all the time.
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girl_ninja
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 11:30am
Calucltive move? I'm sorry, I don't even know how to spell what she said.
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Kelfire
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 12:30pm
whats up with the guttural gasping sound at 0:22 ?
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YouToldMe
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/18/11 7:35am
She's as fake as her tits.
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ohmystars
Tracie Egan Morrissey
6/17/11 2:03pm
holy plastic surgery!
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